Produktbeschreibung
The Longest, Deadliest Paranoia Adventure Ever.
We aren't kidding.
"Ha!" You say, staring at this backcover. You think you know Paranoia. Maybe you've gone through every Code Seven adventure known to clonekind. "Gosh," you ask, "how much more punishment could a troubleshooter take? Aren't they stabbed, shot, stapled, and mangled in amusing ways until their clone family can be swept up by a scrubot? They must be kidding. What more could there possibly be?"
Lots.
You have yet to see the dark side of Alpha Complex, where MORRTALL the Combat, Botman, and the SABot lurk, plotting revenge on the High Programmer Methuz-U-LAH. Where Troubleshooters aren't just lasered into oblivion countless times, they're turned into vampclones, crushed into the size of a nickel, fatally wounded with luncheon meat, smashed by falling vending-bots, and impaled on their own commun-ankh-ators. For once, their precious bodily fluids really are in danger. Because in the Complex of Dimness...
"There are far vorse things avaiting clones...(dramatic pause)...than death."
-High Programmer Drek-U-LAH.
Like being demoted to Infrared. |